hello, i miss tony. i am thinking of driving to VA to pick him up. that way i can hang out a while. who knows. i am at the brink of destruction. does any one remember the show "the snorks"?? i liked all star. the one with two tubes on his head was a total freak. i would love to ride around on a sea horse. i hope everyone knows that i am going to destroy their home town in april. i am apologizing right now, and only now, for the havoc that will ensue. i really don't know what happens on tour. some how the devil himself just comes out. usually out my ass. old men, pregnent ladies, small happy go lucky children, anyone in my way will be devoured by me. i have no idea where this is going, so i guess i will stop. start. stop. start. stop. start. stop. start. stop. start. stop. start. i wish i understood the principles of morse code. dash, dot, etc...................................................... make what you will of it. i just saw "raiders of the lost ark" in the theater about 45 minutes ago. brilliant. i'd do him, but i hear he doesn't like snakes. so, it has been snowing for over 12 hours straight. weeeee. i've fallen down like 4 times today. my ass hurts. i blame you. yes you.
Thursday, March 14, 2002
i'm stuck in stillwater. the condition of the road + the slippery tires of my car = the state i now find myself in. i watched 4 movies this week. 1) heist. it's a good romp if you like mamet movies and that whole one last caper thing. 2) zoolander. i liked it even less the second time, but owen wilson is just too cool for school. 3) sexy beast. holy shit is ben kingsley on fire. the last guy who owned a character like this was terence stamp in the limey. it was nice to see ray winstone play the hero and also see him shed his typical brutish demeanor. very stylish. 4) scanners. my friend aaron and i have been renting bad sci-fi and forcing ourselves to watch it. i picked this one even though it wasn't in the sci-fi section because i love david cronenberg and am not ashamed to admit that i get scared watching his films alone. the movie was insanely awesome. the fucking prisoner is in it too. some of the past movies we've watched together last week were starship troopers and pitch black. i love that shit. i'm trying to finish reading frankenstein right now because there's nothing good on cable. i've never read this before and it is amazing. very similar to blade runner in a strange way. thinking about movies i've never seen but everyone else in the world has. so far i came up with two. gone with the wind and forrest gump. have you ever tried to communicate to someone by telepathy? i've been trying for two whole days. nothing. i'm starting to think the whole thing is a hoax.
Wednesday, March 13, 2002
I firmly believe that we are the only ones that read this thing. And I only read it for Celebrity Birthdays.
In case anyone else does read this, I just got back from a trip to Massachussetts. While there, I saw 40 Days and 40 Nights, which was a reall nail biting shocker. Throughout the whole movie, I was on the edge of my seat wondering if the Hero would be able to keep his vow and hook up with the fair Maiden in the end. I'll let you see it to figure out what happened, I don't want to ruin the super surprise ending.
I also have a horrible addiction to a game called Add It Up that can be found on http://www.flasharcade.com.
No one blogs. I'm the lone blogger.
Eddie Deezen would blog if he could.
Todays celebrity birthday, William H. Macy is 52.
Tuesday, March 12, 2002
What a boring Tuesday night. I was possibly going to go to DC tonight to see the Death Cab for Cutie/Dismemberment Plan show, but ended up not going. As much as I would have liked to have seen it, I'm kind of glad I didn't go. I'm pretty pooped tonight after another night of Devil's Workshop Big Band action last night. Such tasty jazz music. Mmmm.
Whats on deck for tonight? Jack and shit. And Jack just left town.
Tomorrow I'm going to see the wonderful, Peru, playing right here in RVA. Good friends of mine. If you havent heard them, check them out. www.perurock.com. They didn't ask me to do that. Thats just the kind of guy I am.
Over and out.
Todays celebrity birthday, James Taylor is 54.
Sunday, March 10, 2002
The beautiful weather continues, and I type this while listening to Tears For Fears...
I finally got to see Welcome to the Dollhouse last night. As I've said before, I've really liked Todd Solondz's other movies, but hadn't gotten around to seeing Dollhouse. Well last night was the night. I liked it, but I have to say, I like the other two better. Happiness is still my favorite. I didn't quite understand the Dollhouse ending. I was like, thats it? I don't know, maybe I missed something. I've been known to do that every now and then.
I also went on another stupid DVD buying rampage yesterday. Which is very stupid of me probobly. But hey, they were all cheap ones. I didn't pay more than $12 for any of them. How could I pass that up? I'm totally hooked on buying DVD's I don't know what it is. The Cable Guy, Say Anything, and Bruce Campbell vs. The Army of Darkness, Directors Cut. I tried watching Army of Darkness when I got home last night, but just got too tired. I may check out the rest today.
I don't know what today brings. Ali is playing at the $2 theatre here in RVA. I might go check that out, I've been curious. I've heard mixed reviews. It will be hard for me to do anything today, because I will just be thinking about how excited I am to go back to work tomorrow. Am I sarcastic? Yes or No. Circle one. Then circle Eddie Deezen.
Todays celebrity birthday, Chuck Norris is 62.
